i can dig
Bald Knife. I couldn’t have asked for a better description of myself.
‘Eye Shadow’ I am pissing myself laughing. I’M A FUCKING MAKEUP ASSASSIN.
Night Knife? Night Knife!
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are you shitting me.
A proud name. Wear it well.
…bald secret. ugh.
More importantly, I see we have a moon moon option. I’m waiting
you know if i was a young boy and my father took me into the city to see a marching band i would actually be pretty pissed if he said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned like dad im trying to enjoy this parade can we talk about this later jesus christ
I am the potoo
I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches,
pretending to be a stick or dead leaf
it’s not as easy as it looks
I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon
because, according to legend,
I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon
I approve of this so much.
Oh no I was combining random Pokemon with Cubone and this happened.