pokemon-global-academy:

HIM FREE!! The Great Pikachu Outbreak starting August 9th to August 17th

gnumblr:

*saves game*

wait a minute.. did I save? better save my game just to be safe

*saves game*

wait a minute

stability:

*washes face*

*checks if acne is still there*

(Source: niick4)

roborunt:

ampharos:

DLC Costumes

I’ve never seen such a large amount of people hyped for a Dynasty Warriors game

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: billycraplan)

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

(Source: sofunnyimcryan)

giantmechanicalants:

theflyingdutchman:

why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life

Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.

tothless:

i know who’ll die first during the battle of five armies

me

ifeno:

rneerkat:

do pirates hook up

only if it’s a booty call

scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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