The spoopiest part of this skeleton bird decoration is the complete lack of knowledge in basic skeletal anatomy

somebody please draw this creature with skin on because i think it would be horrifying because those are basically long fingers

well that was fun

Have fun in your nightmares, kids.


have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

(Source: you-do-you-boo-boo)

(Source: m-ooonn)

(Source: upinlights)


i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them



can someone in this website please tell me what the fuck is homestuck

small armless boy eats an apple and destroys earth while a living chess piece stabs a lot of people. armless tentacle dick aliens kill their friends.




Hey! So, Coming Out Day is coming up soon (Oct. 11) and I just want to post a very stern reminder to NOT out anyone without their explicit permission.

Do NOT out anyone.

Got it?


this is also a less important point, but still worth noting: DO NOT “come out” as an ally. don’t you dare.

Also - don’t feel pressured to come out. You don’t have an obligation to put yourself in an unsafe situation for any reason.

Kevin just opened the bathroom door and dramatically told me that “there’s eyelashes underneath your eyes. This is goddamn incredible.”


things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible




baby otter with water for the first time

I had a few names to choose from to reblog this amazingly cute video, but how could I choose anyone other than “endless butts”?