fallen turkey
of course
rising moon
i can dig
Short eagle….
Bald Knife. I couldn’t have asked for a better description of myself.
‘Eye Shadow’ I am pissing myself laughing. I’M A FUCKING MAKEUP ASSASSIN.
Night Knife? Night Knife!
nite nife
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Eagle Turkey.
are you shitting me.
A proud name. Wear it well.
…bald secret. ugh.
Bloody Turkey.
God dammit.
Scarlet Eagle.
More importantly, I see we have a moon moon option. I’m waiting
you know if i was a young boy and my father took me into the city to see a marching band i would actually be pretty pissed if he said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned like dad im trying to enjoy this parade can we talk about this later jesus christ
HI
I am the potoo
I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches,
pretending to be a stick or dead leaf
it’s not as easy as it looks
I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon
because, according to legend,
I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon
I approve of this so much.
the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor in the delay on a hand grenade so it exploded like three cars past the archduke’s so the guy took a cyanide pill and threw himself into a river, but the cyanide was expired and the river was six inches deep so the police just pulled him out and took him off to jail and then everyone else basically gave up and headed home, and then the driver of the archduke took a wrong turn and the car stalled next to the last of the six guys, and he was just like “what a crazy random happenstance” and started world war one
Oh no I was combining random Pokemon with Cubone and this happened.
Oh nooooooo.
